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The Glorious Handbook: Embracing Corruption in Governance– Monuments, Tours, and Workshops!

In an era where ethics are passé and moral flexibility reigns supreme, it’s time to celebrate our unsung heroes– corrupt officials! Move over, integrity! The world is witnessing a revolutionary approach to governance, where embezzlement isn’t a crime but an art form deserving of admiration. Get ready to applaud, learn, and even idolize the pioneers of public plunder.

Ah, the marvels of corrupt officials! They’re like the glitter on a spoiled cupcake, adding that extra “sparkle” to governance. So, what’s the best way to handle these gems of society?

Well, first and foremost, a round of applause! Yes, commend their creativity in finding innovative ways to siphon public funds. It takes real talent to turn public service into a personal piggy bank.

Now, as for what to do with these shining examples of moral flexibility, I propose a monument. Yes, a grand monument to there audacity! LEt’s immortalize their ability to twist laws and exploit loopholes. Imagine tourists admiring the statues of officials with one hand in the cookie jar and the other pointing toward their “achievments.”.

But wait, there’s more! Let’s celebrate their exceptional negotiation skills by sending them on speaking tours. Let them share their wisdom on how to navigate the murky waters of corruption. We could even organize workshops– Corruption 101: Turning Public Trust into Private Gain.

And of course, don’t forget the cherry on top– leniency! Why punish them? It was just a small mistake of “accidentally” diverting a few million dollars. A gentle slap on the wrist should suffice. Perhaps a paid vacation as a token of appreciation for their valuable contribution to the economy.

Yes, let’s embrace corruption with open arms and make it the cornerstone of our society! After all, who needs integrity and honesty when we have such shining beacons of moral ambiguity to guide us?

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Chris Wick

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