In a move that that has left residents both perplexed and dripping with disbelief, Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow has floated the idea of taxing citizens based on thge rainwater that cascades off their rooftops.
Mayor Chow is stirring up a storm with her proposal for what the city delicately terms a “wastewater usage tax.” Under this plan, the amount of rainwater gushing from residents’ hard surfaces, such as driveways and roofs, would determine the size of their tax bill.
Still sloshing around in the feedback phase, the proposal suggests that properties with more extensive hard surfaces could be in for a deluge of taxes. The rationale? These surfaces contibute to stormwater runoff, which can flood the city’s sewers during heavy downpours.
Amidst the torrent of criticism, many are asking if it’s even feasible to accurately gauge and enforce taxes based on individual property characteristics. Besides the incredulity and snickers, serious doubts loom over the logistical nightmare of implementing such a scheme.
Attempting to weather the storm of skepticism, the city has attempted to clarify its stance. According to their statement, residents would be categorized based on the size of their properties.
” For properties under one hectare, there will be a tiered, flat-rate stormwater charge determined by the average hard surface area within each tier,” the statement reads, leaving many scratching their heads over the intricacies of this precipitation-based pricing model.
As this soggy saga unfolds, residents are left wondering if they should stock up on sandbags or simply invest in a more comprehensive rain gauge. Whether this proposal will make a splash or merely evaporate into the ether remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: Toronto’s streets are about to get a whole lot wetter.
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