Are The Globalists Delusional?

Ah, the globalists, those splendid designers of the grand conspiracy that allegedly runs the world! Dressed in their secret society bathrobes, sipping champagne in covert shelters, and outlining globe dominance over a game of Monopoly– or so the conspiracy theory theorists would have us believe. Lets poke some fun to this , shall we. read between the lines and judge for yourself OK? Keep reading.

Just imagine them currently, gathered around a huge  map, babbling maniacally as they move their pawns across continents. “Oh, Vladimir, you take Eastern Europe this time around, and Angela, darling, you take care of the European Union. Don’t forget to include some chemtrails for added flair!”

In their delusional fantasyland or {Reality}, these globalists are the masters drawing/pulling the strings of governments, economies, and possibly your grandma’s knitting club also. Their grand strategy? To produce a New World Order where everybody puts on matching tinfoil hats and speaks in a secret language only decipherable by gluten-free vegans.

Certainly, their power is so tremendous as they regulate every little thing, yet they can’t fix the Wi-Fi in your apartment or condo. Top priorities, folks! Possibly it’s all part of their ingenious strategy to distract us with everyday hassles while they quietly develop their one-world government and obligatory salsa dance classes.

But dont forget the secret handshake– the keystone of any type of good globalist plot. Envision stumbling upon a private conference, just to discover them locked in a tough argument over whether the secret handshake must involve jazzy hands or a firm, yet conspiratorial, clenched fist bump. The fate of the globe hanging in the balance, all while refining their integrated dancing regimen for the annual Bilderberg meetings..

And who could forget the globalist fashion feeling? Cloaked in shadowy mystery, their outfit ranges from trendy all-black sets to the classic Illuminati robes, accented with pyramid-shaped bling that would make any type of rap artist envious. Plainly, globe dominance features a gown code, and it’s amazing.

So, are the globalists delusional? Only if you believe that a group of elites is investing their time orchestrating a worldwide daytime soap as opposed to figuring out exactly how to make self-checkout lanes at the grocery store much less infuriating. However hey, that would not require a front-row seat to the best program on Earth– the one where the puppeteers mistakenly tied themselves in knots and end up doing the cha-cha instead of taking over the globe. Delusional or Not, it certain beats reality TV.

Hey, I poke fun of them yet the NWO is REAL, and coming your means if you abide. To finish all the chaos created by world power hungry criminals, (some claim NONE Human beings )JUST SAY NO! OF COURSE, its that easy and DON’T CONFORM.

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