Who would have thought that a simple jab could lead to such dire consequences? With spike proteins making a surprise appearance in unexpected places and causing all sorts of havoc, it’s truly remarkable how this miraculous invention manages to keep us on our toes. And let’s not forget the impeccable denial skills of the authorities,…
In the realm of audacious dreams and innovative problem-solving, Trudeau’s ingenious plan to conquer world hunger with the power of selfies shines like a beacon of hope. As we marvel at the simplicity and effectiveness of this groundbreaking approach, let us set aside our skepticism and embrace the magic of self-portraits in tackling global crises….
Well, it seems like Canada’s Office of Elections Commissioner is doing a fantastic job at dismissing tips and closing files when it comes to potential foreign election interference. Who needs thorough investigations and prosecutions anyway? The challenges they face are clearly insurmountable, and we should just accept that foreign agents meddling in our elections is…
Isn’t it just marvelous how Ontario’s Health Ministry has managed to turn euthanasia into a delightful game of hide-and-seek with their creative billing tactics? Who needs transparency and honesty when you can bill deadly procedures as palliative care, right? Bravo, Ontario, for taking deception to a whole new level in the healthcare system. I can…
Well, well, it seems like our beloved Canadian officials have once again dazzled us with their impeccable handling of the COVID-19 vaccine situation. Who needs accurate information and transparency when we can have rushed changes to safety standards and a healthy dose of suppression? It’s truly heartwarming to see our government and trusted institutions working…