The recent approval of Bill Gates’ lab-grown fake meat for public consumption has sparked both excitement and concern among Americans. As CNN reported, the U.S. government greenlit the sale of this controversial product without raising any questions, despite scientific evidence suggesting a link between Gates-funded fake meat and “turbo cancers” in humans. In this article,…
Oh, let’s talk about Justin Trudeau’s ego, shall we? It’s truly a spectacle to behold, a magnificent masterpiece of self-importance and self-admiration. I mean, who wouldn’t be in awe of such an exceptional display of egotism? From his perfectly coiffed hair that seems to defy the laws of physics to his well-practiced photogenic poses, Trudeau…
Well, folks, it seems like the CPSO’s “kangaroo court” trial against Dr. Mark Trozzi is in full swing! Will the esteemed doctor be hailed as the voice of reason, bravely challenging the status quo, or will he be labeled a menace to society? Only time will tell. In the meantime, let’s grab our popcorn and…
Escaping the clutches of the maple syrup mafia and the poutine cartel. Canada, that land of snow-covered wonders and polite apologies has apparently failed to live up to your noble expectations. I can almost picture you, with a twinkle in your eye and a suitcase full of cynicism, ready to embark on a journey away…
Navigating the treacherous terrain of the modern world, where sanity seems like a rare and elusive commodity. In these cynical times, maintaining one’s mental stability requires a delicate dance of self-preservation and skepticism. So, dear friend, allow me to impart upon you a few morsels of cynical wisdom on how to stay “sane” in today’s…