In a world where chaos reigns supreme, brace yourselves for the latest doomsday narrative – the looming extinction of humanity, courtesy of a fertility crisis. Prepare to be entertained and alarmed as we dive into the absurdity of modern prognostication. A Grim Prognosis: The Countdown to Catastrophe Behold the dire warning from esteemed scientists: a…
In the lead-up to the April 1 carbon tax hike, Chrystia Freeland, Canada’s Deputy Prime Minister, finds herself under scrutiny for evading inquiries regarding the Liberal government’s revenue from the carbon tax. Refusal to Disclose Figures During a recent parliamentary session, Conservative MP Marty Morantz sought a straightforward answer from Freeland: “How much has your…
The Absurd Spike in Vehicle Thievery and House Raids Ontario, known for its polite apologies, and apparently now, its burgeoning carjackings and home invasions! You heard that right – according to the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP), there has been a whopping 206% surge in these wild antics between the years 2021 and 2023. Move over,…
In a world fraught with environmental concerns, a shadowy figure emerges from the depths of anonymity, disrupting the very fabric of climate change discourse. This enigmatic billionaire, hailing from the heart of Canada, has ignited a firestorm of controversy with actions that defy conventional wisdom. As the world grapples with the complexities of climate change,…
Strained Relations: Accusations of American Involvement Mar Diplomatic Efforts Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski has made a surprising statement, suggesting that the United States had information in advance about the destructive attacks on the Nord Stream pipeline. If proven to be accurate, this disclosure indicates a significant breakdown in global relations, with the US reportedly…