Mask Mandates: The Latest Fashion Trend for Staying Alive at Ottawa Hospital!

In a proactive move aimed at safeguarding public health, Ottawa’s premier healthcare institution, the Ottawa Hospital, has announced the reinstatement of a mask mandate starting Monday. Ladies and gentlemen gather ’round for a groundbreaking revelation: masks are nothing more than avant-garde fashion pieces! Who would’ve thought that these bits of cloth were just a way…

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House Republicans Consider Criminal Charges for Dr. Fauci’s Alleged Lies to Congress

According to recent reports, Republican members of the House of Representatives are mulling over whether or not to file criminal charges against Dr. Anthony Fauci on the grounds that he allegedly lied to members of Congress about the funding of gain-of-function research and the origins of the SARS-CoV-2 virus. After Senator Rand Paul’s announcement in…

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