In a spectacular display of digital vigilantism, the German thought police have embarked on a mission to cleanse the internet of its most sinister menace: hurt feelings. With the precision of a surgeon wielding a sledgehammer, law enforcement authorities raided the homes of 45 unsuspecting men, accused of committing the heinous crime of using “misogynist”…
Unveiling the Government’s Psychic Feats In a twist that even Hollywood couldn’t concoct, the CIA has thrown open the closet doors on remote viewing. Yes, you read that correctly. The same agency that hoards secrets like a dragon with its gold has finally admitted that peeking into people’s minds from afar isn’t just fodder for…
In a move straight out of a sci-fi flick, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is unveiling a bill that would let the govenment throw folks in the slammer before they even think about breaking the law. Yup, you heard that right. Trudeau’s Thought Police Take the Stage Trudeau’s pet project, ominously named the ‘Online Harms Bill’,…
In a twist that could only happen in the world of finance, Blackrock, the titan of Wall Street, has snagged a trillion-dollar deal to play makeover maven in war-ravaged Ukraine. As the globe grapples with the fallout of a conflict as convoluted as a soap opera plot, Blackrock emerges stage left, ready to splash cash…
Heightened Alarm over RSV Vaccine Safety Recent developments have sparked heightened concern regarding the safety of respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) vaccines, prompting experts to call for their swift removal from the market. Despite ongoing assurances from US health authorities, mounting evidence suggests a disturbing association between these vaccines and fatalities as well as severe adverse…